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2019 GOALS

Hello beautiful people of Nigeria, it’s a cool+hot night in the city of Lagos and I can’t help but imagine how sweet life would be if we could just borrow North pole’s weather for a liru(little) bit of enjoyment. You see, this sun is too hot. Like some days ago Read more…

MY FIRST

Hi guys, how are we all doing? Well, I am cut up between being super excited and just being generally bored. I really didn’t know this kind of mood existed until this minute. Wait……….DRUMROLLS……….Welcome to December lovelies. I pray at the end of this year we’ll testify to last months Read more…

PROMISES

Me: Oni bread! Oni bread!! Oni bread!!!(bread seller). Give me 400 naira bread * hands her a thousand naira* (don’t ask me why I’m eating that much). Her: I don’t have change o. Let me go and find change. Me: okay, I’ll be waiting. *she returns* Her: Aunty mii ri Read more…